<It's a Bad Day When...
The big check finally arrives, and so does an unexpected bill twice it's size.
You get annoyed by that person behind you who keeps honking for you to speed up, until you finally realize he's just trying to tell you that you have a flat tire.
You find out at your family reunion that the slow cashier from the grocery store that you were really rude to is actually your distant cousin.
You wait in line 20 minutes at the checkout, only to have the cashier tell you "I'm sorry, I'm closed now, it's time for my break."
You put on your best clothes and go to work, only to realize once you get there that there's a string of toilet paper dangling 3 foot behind you from your pants leg.
You preheat the oven to cook dinner and then realize when you go to put the pan into the oven, that you had forgotten about the dirty dishes you had hid in there because unexpected company showed up.
You get in bed and are all snuggly, warm and almost asleep when you realize that you forgot to put the money under your child's pillow for the "Tooth Fairy". Even worse, when you fall asleep thinking about it!
Someone who knows your name comes up to you and says starts talking to you like they've known you all their lives and you have no idea who they are.
After telling your kids for years that you were a straight "A" student, they find your report cards.
After walking 3 miles through the blinding snow to get help because your car broke down, you remember that your cellphone was in the trunk.
When you wake up, take a shower, hop in the car and drive six blocks down the road before you realize you don't have to be at work for three more hours.
You flip off the guy in the next car on your way to a job interview because he was driving so bad. Then find out the man who is giving your interview is the same guy.
That great job opportunity finally calls on the phone, and you think it's a salesman and are rude to them.
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