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Animals Gone Funny (Video Clips) - Weekly Once a week we'll share with you a very funny and most of the times cute video clip of animals. Plus, you get to rate just how good you thinks these clips are. Let Animals Gone Funny put a smile on your face!	Where Are They Now (Friday) Have you ever wondered what happened to celebrities of years gone by? WATN updates you on a celebrity who's 15 minutes has long since passed. And you vote on who we should profile. Includes bonus Free subscription to the Celebrity Nooz Video Clip of the Week.
Today's Almanac (M-F) The Almanac has always been used to forecast and reflect. Now you can have this information delivered daily. Includes a thought for the day.	Dear Abby (M-F) America's Number One advice columnist is now on the Net! Get Dear Abby emailed to you daily.
Biography (Mon & Thurs) Fun, entertaining, educational and informative facts about celebrities, presidents and more from yesterday and today.	Bible Verses - (M-F) Give each day a positive and encouraging start with inspirational messages from the bible. Plus, each issue features a daily dose of trivia, humor, poems and more. Plus receive information on joining a money-saving Christian book club.
Coffee Break (M-F) Thought-provoking real current events of the offbeat, strange, amusing and controversial. Grab a cup of jo and enjoy!	Mrs. Alphabet (M-W-F) Your child or even your whole class will have fun with reading, writing, phonics & math with lessons and help from Mrs. Alphabet/N.B.C.T.!
In The Courts (Tues & Fri) One out of two marriages ends in divorce. Get the straight answers on how to protect yourself, your children and your assets from expert Jim Gross.	Bizarre News (Wed & Sat) "Spanning the globe for the weird, strange & stupid," Bizarre News will certainly leave you smiling - sometimes even scratching your head!
Angel Voice (M-F) Your editor interprets loving & inspirational Angel Messages for you based on your sun sign element which provides guidance for your daily life.	Bass Matters (Wed & Sat) There's nothing like striking on a receptive school of bass or walleye. Take it from Bass-Master Brock. He'll fill your net with tips, advice & stories.
Film Quotes & TV Trivia (M-W-F) One-liners, classic quotes and challenging trivia from your favorite movies and TV shows delivered three times a week by our very own Quote-Master Squirrely.	Diet Buddy (Monday) Libby is your personal diet buddy. She offers tips, help and shares your ups and downs. Because only a dieter knows what a dieter goes through! You will also receive information from Atkins Nutritionals.
Daily Groaner (M-F) A daily dose of comedy guaranteed to make your eyes roll! Each day delivers one PG13 to R Rated joke that's sad but true.	Cat Nips (Tues & Fri) Just for feline fans we have true stories, facts and humor about the world's most popular pet. Plus: Vet tips to keep your cat healthy and happy!
SOAPS: ABC (Monday) Get a weekly update on what is happening on Days of our Lives & Passions.	Get Your Freebies (Tues & Fri) The Internet is filled with tons of freebies. Let GYF alert you to the best free offers available anywhere. It's The #1 Freebies Newsletter on the Net!
Today's Consumer (M-F) Delivered 5 days a week it's news you can use! Keep up-to-date with the latest recalls, tips and other important news.	SOAPS: CBS (Tuesday) Get a weekly update on what is happening on Young & Restless, Bold & The Beautiful, Guiding Light & As The World Turns.
Great Sexpectations (M-W-F) From fact to fiction, Great Sexpectations will keep you satisfied with daily helpful hints and sexual suggestions. Fuel your fire or expand your horizons! With your subscription, you will also receive Sacred Sexual Secrets from Tantra at Tahoe...FREE.	Tarotscopes (M -F) See what's in your future as our Tarot specialist unveils the mysteries of the universal forces according to the zodiac.
Contests & Games (Saturday) The best free contests and games to be found on the Net. Win cash, cars, and more! You can't win if you don't play. Subscribe today - win tomorrow!	Quote A Day (M-F) Like the sound of a well-turned phrase or treasure historical moments? From Patton to Plato... words that inspire, provoke & entertain.
Gizmorama (M-F) Find out the latest info on software and high tech gear. Fun news on all kinds of gadgets and gizmos!	Today's Health (M-F) Learn the latest news that can help you to live a happy & healthy life. Each day brings you important information on ways to stay healthy. You will also receive information from Atkins Nutritionals.
Music History & Trivia (M-F) Join us on a musical "Magic Carpet Ride" back in time and test your music trivia knowledge!	Mouthpiece (M-F) You'll find info on the Net's funniest web sites right here! Daily doses of 2 or 3 sites ranging from the mildly amusing to the hilarious. Also features humorous quotes, stories & jokes.
Up Yours (Saturday) WARNING (Highly Offensive) Your editor, Chadwick, is guaranteed to insult, offend & piss you off. If you don't like it we DON'T want to hear any of your, whining! Must be 18 or older!	Gopher Bits (Friday) Get a weekly dose of the best our newsletters have to offer. You will get trivia, humor, tabloids, bizarre and more all in one entertaining issue.
SOAPS: NBC (Wednesday) Get a weekly update on what is happening on Days of our Lives & Passions.	Today's Golf (T-W-Th) The best golf newsletter on the Internet, Today's Golf will give you the latest in golf news and also help you improve your game. Also receive special offers from your friends at the Market Source, LLC.
NFL News (M-F Season - Friday) Get off the sidelines and into the game with NFL News. Get the behind-the-scenes news, standings and important information on the players, teams and coaches from pre-season to the Super Bowl. Also receive special offers from your friends at the Market Source, LLC.	Travel Freebies (Wednesday) The editors of Get Your Freebies keep you posted on the fantastic FREEBIES that make traveling fun! Luggage, air fares, maps and more.
Trivia Today (M-F) Stump your friends and co-workers with these fun and random facts on everything under the sun. One can never obtain too much knowledge!	By The Numbers (M-F) What's in store for you today? The universal energies predict the nature, direction, and course of events for the day. It's Numerology at its best!
I'm Not Martha (Tues & Fri) A haven of quick and easy tips, from crafts to caring for your home to cooking. You don't have be Martha to perform these tasks.	Word a Day (M-F) Improve your vocabulary, and have fun doing it, with word games, trivia and amusing facts in every issue!
Trashy Tabloids (M-F) The latest Hollywood gossip comes right to you. Test your celebrity knowledge with the "Guess Who" feature. It's the perfect dose of daily dish.	Looking Good (M-F) Quick & easy beauty tips that anyone can make use of. From hair, make-up, fashion and more - you can have some fun and look your best! You will also receive information from Atkins Nutritionals.
Forgotten History (Tues & Fri) Conspiracies, little known facts of history and more! You won't believe what you read!	Gopher Bits (Friday) Get a weekly dose of the best our newsletters have to offer. You will get trivia, humor, tabloids, bizarre and more all in one entertaining issue.
Internet Tutor (Thursday) Become an Internet wiz, and have fun doing it, with tips and resources only the Internet Tutor can provide. From novice to expert, coding to design, the Tutor covers it all.	Steals & Deals (Weekly) PulseTV.com presents hot sale items and discounts on some of our hottest products, like as seen on TV items, videos, CDs and more. Some reduced as much as 85%! Plus, loads of FREE stuff for s&h costs only.
NASCAR News (Thurs & Sat) Keep up with the world of NASCAR with this FREE newsletter delivered to you twice a week. Put the pedal to the metal and join NOW! Also receive special offers from your friends at the Market Source, LLC.	Investor's Notebook (Tues & Fri) A digest of investment opinion from the world's leading financial advisers. Important money information at your fingertips! As a bonus, you will also receive a subscription to Foolwatch Weekly a FREE publication from The Motley Fool.
Entertainment Today (M-F) A daily dose of gossip, behind-the-scenes news and plenty more on all the happenings in the entertainment world.	Dead End (Friday) Say goodbye to famous politicians, entertainers, athletes and other people of note with our weekly celebrity obituary.
Conservative Review (Tues & Fri) Get the best conservative columnists twice a week. Buckley, Kudlow, Buchanan, and many more. One column each issue, we give you the best! You will also receive information from RightMarch.com.	Laff A Day (M-F) (Warning: Some Adult Material!) Funny jokes and commentary that will keep you chuckling every day.
Laff A Day - Classic (M-F) (Warning: Some Adult Material!) Don't miss out on a day of Gopher Central's most popular columnist. Get the best comments and jokes from the archives of Laff-a-Day's TZ!	Clean Laffs (M-F) Get your giggles and laffs without all the R Rated humor. Try some good clean fun you don't have to feel guilty about.
Garden Guides (Tues & Thurs) Gardening time is here! Get articles by top garden writers as well as timely tips & advice, book reviews & more. Come garden with us!	Your Daily Horoscope (M-F) Find out what the stars have in store for you five days a week. Get your fun & easy-to-read horoscope delivered to your inbox.
Daily Tease (M-W-F) Workout your brain and have fun doing it with challenging and thought provoking brain teasers. Guaranteed to exercise your brain muscles!	Daily Recipe (M-F) Have a different mouth-watering recipe sent to you every morning. Meals will never get boring with these quick, easy and delicious recipes!
Thrifty Tips (M-F) Squeeze your pennies until Lincoln screams! Learn how to start stretching your money and getting more for less, everyday.	Top Ten (Friday) Start your weekend off right with a weekly review of what is topping the charts in music, movies and video releases.
WNT - Wrestling News (Sat-Mon-Wed) Packed with behind-the-scenes stories, gossip, rankings and more from the WWE. If you love wrestling this is for you!	Phunny Pictures (Weekly) Bizarre, funny and strange pictures sent to you every week! Check out some of the hilarious captions and submit your own! And it's all FREE!
Country Music News (M-F) A look at Country Music and the people making it today. Plus, a little Country history and trivia too! Delivered 5 days a week.	Site Review (Tuesday) A weekly review of the most fun, informative and entertaining sites out there. Humor, games, news, stores, and more. Bye bye boring web pages!
SoHo News & Tips (Thursday) SoHo stands for Small Office, Home Office this insightful publication will help turn your small business into a booming one. Each issue is filled with tips, news and ideas. Includes the popular News & Tidbits section.	Viewpoint (Thursday) Take an in-depth look at the powerful issues surrounding the Middle East. If you like your politics without the mediocre, marble mouthed commentary, then this is for YOU. With your subscription, you will receive information from Paul Findley's Council for the National Interest.
Paranormal Insider (Saturday) Join our paranormal investigator, Gus, as he explores the most intriguing cases of ESP, alien sightings, ghosts and more!	FS Alerts (Free CDRoms) (Thursdays) Get news and alerts on software that is available for FREE. All you have to do is pay s&h on these titles. Reviews and info on 100's of titles.
Weekend Getaways (Friday) Pack your bags! There is nothing better than a little weekend getaway. We'll help you get the most out of your limited time. Also receive special offers from your friends at the Market Source, LLC.	Miles, Miles, Miles (Wednesday) Maximize your frequent flyer miles with tips on all the rewards and offers you need to know! Get up-to-the-minute news on all the latest airline, hotel and car rental promotions.
Travel Tips (Tuesday) If you're a seasoned or armchair traveler this is the newsletter for you. All the information you need to have a phenomenal travel experience.	Fairs, Festivals & Other Oddities (Monday) The 411 on the what, when and where of the world's wacky events. From Renaissance Fairs to Testicle Festivals, this newsletter has it all.
Handy Hints (M-F) From accessories and autos to zinc and zippers, Holly and her readers give you quick and easy steps to tackle all the little chores around the house.	Progressive Review (Mon & Thurs) Get your progressive helping of Deborah Sontag, Christopher Hitchens, Alexander Cockburn and more twice a week! As a bonus, all subscribers will receive information from MoveOn.org, the progressive online organization.
Health Tips Weekly (Thursday) Every and anything pertaining to your health can be found here. It's the latest in cancer research, health tips and more.	Safety Bulletin (Thursday) Let Pam keep you informed of product recalls and health warnings that affect you and your children. Plus, she adds helpful tips to keep you and your loved ones safe and happy.
Gopher Ebay (M-W-F) Ever wonder what the BEST auctions/products are on eBay? 3 times a week, let Serena point you to the best deals to the oddest auctions. Are you a seller? Get your item listed for free.	Foolwatch Weekly The Motley Fool brings you a FREE e-newsletter with market highlights, AND practical financial tips. Check the box above, and click on the confirmation email you will receive to activate your FREE subscription. You will also receive Investor's Notebook, another FREE publication from GopherCentral.com!
Liquidation Alerts (on occasion) Here's your chance to pick up some items for pennies on the dollar. From electronics & jewelry to clothes & more you won't believe the prices!	Bizarre News (Classic) - Tue & Fri One of the Internet's most popular publications is now available in this Classic form. Take a wild trip back over our 5 year history and revisit some of the most bizarre, but true stories.
Inside Hispanic Politics (Every 2 Weeks) Every two weeks we cover the issues and stories concerning the Latino community.	SoftwareStop News & Reviews (Weekly) Get weekly reviews, tips, tricks, and SoftwareStop.com's picks of the best software for work, home & fun.
The Groggy Worm - Saturday Attention Teens! Every Saturday let the Groggy Worm take you to the coolest corners of the Net. Our Teen editors hunt for the perfect blend of music, movies, & games. Don�t miss an issue!	Garfield (M-F) Everyone's favorite feline Garfield comes to you M-F... start your day off with a smile. PLEASE NOTE: This newsletter is delivered in HTML.
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